Tuesday, October 24, 2006

This Month's Highlights !!!

Well this whole month has been a rocking month. Every week seems to bring in a new kinda obstacle which seems to eclipse the previous week’s events.

The top 3 things that happened this month and takes the center stage ( as per my understanding)

Fashion guru’s junior tries to show his sense of humor and mannerisms and gets his behind kicked my over zealous cops.

Probable causes:

  • The belief “My daddy is the strongest !!!” and together with mom are hell raisers
  • I am just a teenager give me freedom, drinks & the paparazzi to cover my every move so that I can emulate the page 3 guys.
  • Encourage abusive lingo @ home or otherwise. Best shot indoctrinate: “101+ ways to sound hip with English language” by fido-dido of modern society.

The sequence of events were uncalled for but whatever be the case supporting such nonsensical behavior with equally idiotic reasoning by both the parties involved just makes the fool out of the common man not to forget giving fundamentally wrong ideas to present generation.

Moral fabric whiteners (well not exactly) chanting the path of righteousness under the guise of being your friend at your work place.

Probable causes:

I ,Me, My religion, My caste, My god… i.e. the MY tendencies. The propensity to align everything to a specific raison d'être.

So the next time you find someone very understanding, mature, trust worthy but with a faint hint of religious fervor, you sure know what to do. If you don’t, be prepared to answer/ face uncomfortable questions, sign declaration cards, or worst case get your other half to ditch you since Mr. Righteous here feels you are not up to the mark and hence don’t deserve another chance.

Presidential pardon: How to commit heinous crime and get others to save your a@#.

Hear ye all you #$%^& enemies of my motherland. Come one Come all. Kill, maim, do what shit you want. The presidential pardon awaits !!!

Probable causes:

Bunch of shit bags who govern us and our laws. If nothing works, add a dash of religious fervor and viola !!! you have the recipe for a presidential pardon.

Contention is by giving the maximum sentence we would turn them into martyrs. If that’s the case then let us give them some incentives too for doing such a great job. The last time we buckled and let out a traitor our returns included

  • Brutal stabbing of a newly wed groom,
  • Release of people who jointly plotted the worst act of terrorism and
  • Countless curses from the brave men who fought valiantly to defend our motherland from such scum’s of our society.

Btw I do hope these bozo’s realize that letting in such so called martyr’s enjoy the rest of their lives under the lap of total luxury in one of our high security prisons and that too funded by the tax payers money would be the icing on the cake.

Criticisms are welcome, but lets keep this post sane anything that’s offensive to my ears will just go and that’s a promise !!!


At Thursday, November 2, 2006 at 10:24:00 AM GMT+5:30, Blogger sush said...

not all pg 3 kids screwed up...dont generalise

At Thursday, November 2, 2006 at 1:43:00 PM GMT+5:30, Blogger The Avenger !!! said...

Ma'am you are the only page 3 kid whos spoilt the other way around :).

All said and done, I dnt think there is any generalization on the post or is it ?

My apologies if it rubs you page 3 kids the wrong way!!!

At Monday, November 6, 2006 at 11:46:00 AM GMT+5:30, Blogger ammalu said...

Avenger, finally you came out from oblivion?
welcome back..

At Monday, November 6, 2006 at 2:37:00 PM GMT+5:30, Blogger The Avenger !!! said...

@ anamika / -

Well i had hoped the hiatus would be long but like other things, I just felt like writing to release the clot in my head :)

At Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 3:58:00 PM GMT+5:30, Blogger sush said...

hey i do think its quite a generalisation - i maybe spoilt, but im not insensitive to reality or unaware of characteristics of me that make me useful in any relationship
gyan geish says:
wen wil politicians ever be honest?ans: wen MCPigs learn to fly!lol

At Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 5:47:00 PM GMT+5:30, Blogger The Avenger !!! said...

@ sush / -

well there you go again with ur Mahila Mukti Morcha talks. btw dont worry you can add one more line to that statement you made about politicos, when FCP's learn to behave


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